Gypsy Pistoleros Just Declared War On The Sanitised Music Industry!
- Rock Metal Machine
- 2 hours ago
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GYPSY PISTOLEROS
The vanilla music industry has had it easy for too long.
While the safe and the sanitised fight over shrinking scraps of relevance, Gypsy Pistoleros are building something far more dangerous…
A cult. A movement. A glitter-drenched uprising.
In 2026, the world’s only Glam Punk Goth ’n’ Roll outlaws return with their most grandiose, theatrical, and feral statement yet:
Dark Faerie Tales: A Fairytale for the Damned
This isn’t retro posturing.
This isn’t industry cosplay.
This is high-voltage, gothic-glam punk with venom in its veins.
NEW SINGLE & VIDEO — “KING OF ALMOST EVERYTHING”
The third single from the album, “King of Almost Everything,” arrives with a brand-new video — a savage, cinematic takedown of false idols, hollow power, and blind devotion.
“Almost everything… is still almost nothing.”
A rallying cry for the disillusioned, the track cuts deep into the mythology of modern authority:
“We crown the wrong kings and call it salvation. Follow wolves in borrowed halos straight into damnation…”
Dark. Defiant. Unapologetically confrontational.
This is Gypsy Pistoleros at their most dangerous —
pulling crowns from heads and setting fire to the throne.
FORGED IN LEGACY. BUILT FOR CHAOS.
Forged in the outlaw bloodline of The Damned, Hanoi Rocks, Killing Joke, and The Cult — and supercharged with the modern insurgency of YUNGBLUD — Gypsy Pistoleros don’t follow trends.
They summon storms.
Produced and co-written by long-time sonic conspirator Dave Draper (Michael Monroe, Ginger Wildheart, The Wildhearts, Therapy?, Elvana), the album is a widescreen collision of:
Glam excess
Punk danger
Gothic theatre
Street-level attitude
It doesn’t politely knock on the door.
It kicks it off the hinges.
THE FAIRYTALE TURNS SAVAGE
How do you follow one of the most electric underground rock statements in recent memory?
You don’t play safe.
You go bigger. Darker. Louder.
Dark Faerie Tales plays out like myth carved into neon splatter vinyl:
Churches burn
Saints fall from grace
The beautiful misfits rise — glittered, defiant, unbroken
This is fur-clad decadence colliding with gothic ritual and punk rebellion — a record for outsiders who never saw themselves in algorithm-fed, beige rock.
No filler. No fear. No compromise.
Just danger… dressed in glitter.
FORMAT & AVAILABILITY
Available worldwide via The New Church Records and Plastic Head Distribution:
Neon Purple & Black Splatter Vinyl (Gatefold)
Neon Green & Black Splatter Vinyl (Gatefold)
Deluxe 4-panel Gatefold Digisleeve CD
Already being whispered about as one of 2026’s must-hear rock records.
The fairytale has begun. Choose your side.
UK TOUR — APRIL–MAY 2026
To ignite the release, Gypsy Pistoleros launch a full UK assault:
16 April – London, The Underworld
(w/ Slady &Continental Lovers)
17 April – Worcester, The Marrs Bar (Album Launch Party)
18 April – Pontypool, The Dragonffli
22 April – Newcastle, The Cluny
24 April – Dunfermline, The Brasshouse
25 April – Edinburgh, Bannermans
1–2 May – Beltane Gathering Festival, Wales
9 May – No Sleep Till Blackpool Festival @ The Waterloo
10 May – Stoke-on-Trent, Eleven (Matinee)
15 May – Nottingham, The Old Cold Store
16 May – Stockport, The Holy Diver
23 May – Breaking Bands Festival, Birmingham
6 June – Stourjam Festival, Stourport Civic Hall
7 August – Rebellion Punk Festival, Blackpool Winter Gardens
Special Guests: James Kennedy & The Underdogs
European dates and festivals to be announced.
ABOUT GYPSY PISTOLEROS
The world’s only Glam Punk Goth ’n’ Roll band — a volatile collision of punk grit, gothic decadence, outlaw glamour, and pure incendiary rock ’n’ roll.
For fans of:
The Damned • Hanoi Rocks • The Cult • Ghost • Killing Joke
Their live shows are post-apocalyptic glam rituals — cloaks, skull-painted faces, crowd incantations, and high-drama chaos.
Festival appearances include: Rocklahoma, HRH Festivals, Planet Rockstock, Rebellion, Phoenix and more.
FINAL WORD
The response so far has been explosive — press, radio, and fans are already circling.
This is shaping up to be the biggest Gypsy Pistoleros release yet.
And this time—
It’s not just a record.
It’s a movement.
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